Relationship Red Flags
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1) Tries to separate you from your friends, family or BDSM community.
2) Avoids talking about personal details. Gets mad when you ask or quickly
ends the conversation or answers questions with questions.
3) Has no BDSM references or friends you can talk to.
4) Gets angry when you ask for references or ask around about them.
5) Is inconsistent with details about themselves.
6) Does not give you their home and work phone number at the appropriate
time.
7) Only communicates with you at strange hours and gets mad if you try to
contact them at other times.
8) Criticizes the BDSM community and refuses to participate, especially if
they never were part of it.
9) Consistently breaks promises.
10) Always finds excuses for not meeting.
11) Always puts blame on others for things going wrong.
12) Does not take personal responsibility.
13) Has bad relationships with most or all of their family members.
14) Pressures you into doing things you do not want to do.
15) Does not respect your limits, negotiations or contracts.
16) Pushes you into a D/s relationship too fast.
17) Falls in love with you way too fast and swears undying love before even
meeting you.
18) Hides behind their D/s authority and says that their authority should
not be questioned.
19) Tries to make you feel guilty for not being good enough. Says that you
are not a "True" sub.
20) Loses control of their emotions in arguments and regresses to yelling,
name-calling and blame.
21) Puts you down in front of other people.
22) Turns instantly on their friends, going from best friend to arch enemy
at the drop of a hat.
23) Treats you lovingly and respectfully one day and then harshly and
accusingly the next.
24) Goes to great lengths to get revenge on people.
25) Lies or withholds information. Cheats on you or is overly jealous.
26) Will not discuss what your possible future relationship could be like.
27) Tries to keep you in the dark about what might happen next in the
relationship.
28) Does not respect your feelings, rights, or opinions.
29) Belittles your ideas.
30) Blames you for your hurt feelings.
31) Abuses alcohol or other drugs.
32) Is constantly asking for large amounts of money from you or others.
33) Threatens suicide or other forms of self-harm.
34) Deliberately saying or doing things that result in getting themselves
seriously hurt.
35) Monitors your communications (emails, phone calls, chats) with others.
36) Only interacts with you in a kinky or sexual manner as if role- playing.
37) Will not have normal everyday vanilla conversations.
38) Never shows you their human side. Is emotionless. Hides their
vulnerability behind their D/s role.
39) Has multiple online identities for interacting with the same
communities.
40) Disappears from communication for days or weeks at a time without
explanation.
41) Is rude to public servants such as waitresses, cashiers and janitors.
42) Never says thank you, excuse me or I am sorry to anyone.
43) Harms children, the elderly or animals
Ode To Giant Cock And Balls
Cock as big as an old growth tree
But that is meaningless to me
Your balls could be big as rocks.
But they're as safe as fort Knox
Your balls have their own gra-v-ity,
Your cock, its own zip code, i see.
No photos, no web image for me
Your fun facts are killing me
Might have a moon that orbits
Around your giant naughty bits
Since I can’t see, don’t give a shit.
Would love to see the mushroom cap
But this could all be a load of crap.
How about you stop talking shit &
Show me your God given gift
Your words are not lost on me
Men have bragged their junk for eternity.
I’ve been on the Internet too long you see
To be taken on a bullshit ride with thee.
Cornball jokes of the day
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Q: Where do submissives dine?
A: Sub-way
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Q: Where do Doms dine?
A: Dom-inos
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"if i didnt slap you, then you wouldnt realize how pleasurable my kiss is"
Favorite Quotes,
Authors unknown
“It is better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool.
Than to open one's mouth, and remove all doubt.”
“A plaintiff, who acts as her/his own attorney, has a fool for a client.”
“A stitch in time saves nine”
“Man with hole in pocket, feels cocky all day”
“Girl who wear tight sweater, have TWO good points”
And to finish
“Necessity is the mother of invention”
Hodgepodge of Snippits
